Continuing updates from previous months with the manor family

Scary Sean Threatens Violence at Birthday Party

Uncle Sean, possibly upset there were no presents for him at the birthday party, grabbed a sword and began threatening our camera person at the monarch's daughter's house where the family met to celebrate someone's birthday. Sources tell us Sean was subdued before anyone was injured. It was probably the matron's calming influence that saved the day.

Traumatized Child Reacts to Sean's Violence

Young Morgan may have been severely traumatized by the antics of Uncle Sean at said birthday party as you can see in this photograph that our ace camera person managed to take. Inside sources later confirmed that Miss Morgan was feeling much better a few hours after the incident.

Group Effort Conquers the Candles

Old Audrey Morrison had so many candles on this year's birthday cake it took three people to blow them all out. The smoke filled the room and the monarch might have calmly assured the fire department that all was well and there was no danger (except when Sean found a sword). Eye-witness of the candle-blowing were amazed at the elasticity of the checks of these three blowers. Without it, the cake may have been destroyed by the fire.

Amazing Amanda Rejoices

Although the cause was unclear to our inside sources, Amanda's happy face amazed all in attendance at the birthday party. "It's such an amazing joy to see such amazing joy!" said one amazed observer. The only question in some people's mind was, "Why do her eyes have to turn red when she is so amazingly happy?"

Notes from the Editor:

We will continue to update you on past events at the manor throughout the coming days until we feel you are up to date with the manor house calendar. It is our on-going joy to be able to provide you with the best in manor coverage.