This is the new site of the Crutchfield Chronicles. For those of you who are new to this publication, let me welcome to one of the brightest and best periodicals of our generation. We endeavor to share with you the amazing untold story of the manor inhabitants - the monarch and matron of the manor. For our loyal returning readers, please accept our sincere apology for the delay in posting. To help asuage your anger and frustration, we are including several photographs in this edition which should help satiate your need for manor news. This edition will be a review of the summer at the manor.
Camping Outside the Manor
The manor family was joined by several other families in various camping outings throughout the summer. Being the frugal people they are, the monarch and matron decided to stay home this year and be responsible with their finances. However, this did not mean that these enjoyable people did nothing with their summer time. No indeed. The family was seen several times up near McCall enjoying the fresh air and sunshine while graciously sharing their time with friends from around the area. Below are some snapshots our ace photographer was able to capture without being seen.
Audrey keeps Ben from losing himself in the Idaho mountains by guiding his shoulder in the right direction.
Meanwhile...
The 
monarch shows amazing strength by holding the large manor dog without even breaking a sweat.
monarch shows amazing strength by holding the large manor dog without even breaking a sweat.. Monarch Learns to Shuffle
Eye-witnesses report the monarch was able to finally mix up the cards at some point. We use the term "shuffle" in less than a literal sense. However, because he is industrious and
inventive, we know he will one day be able to shuffle in the literal sense as well.
Matron and Matron's Daughter Host Ladies' Retreat
Even amazing Amanda was in awe of the fabulous retreat the matron and her daughter Audrey organized this summer. Amanda, and the rest of the ladies, were unable to stop "ooohing" over the fun they had.
Matron's Garden Wows Observers
This is the view of the unbelieveable garden at about the middle of the growing season this summer. Our inside sources claim this was one of the best gardens the matron has managed in this location. She continues to build the soil and experiment with various tricks to increase her yield while minimizes her work as she is always very busy doing important things. Even Amazing 
Amanda might have said, "My mom is truly a wonder. I hope to have a garden like her some day - as soon as she figures out how to do it without having to be hot or sweaty."
Letters to the Editor
Dear editor,
I am just thrilled to be able to read the Chronicle again. I have been so depressed since publication was postponed. Thank you for helping me be myself again.
Happy in Idaho
Dear Happy,
Well I don't know how you managed to get your letter in this edition since we have only just begun again, but you are welcome.
The Editor
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