Family Members Spotted At The Zoo

The inhabitants of the Crutchfield Manor have been very secretive this past year. Although we have tried valiantly to report the activities of the manor, several of our reporters have been spotted and escorted from the manor grounds. In an effort to continue to provide information to our readers, we have placed our best reporters all around the nation in hopes of garnishing any news of this illustrious family. To date we have only encountered limited success. Our Michigan reporter has spotted Trudy and her husband Jeffrey in several cities there. It is rumored among the natives that Jeffrey spends his time working with pizza. We have not been able to ascertain if he is creating or eating said pizza but will continue to search for answers.

Meanwhile, the amazing Amanda has been on the move in an effort to escape detection. It was only after one of our reporters suffered serious injury that she was spotted working at a hospital in the San Francisco area. We will not divulge the name of said hospital as we do not want our readers to invade said hospital in an effort to see her.

Kim has been the largest challenge to find. It seems she has almost completely disappeared. We will continue to search for this interesting member of the manor family.

We finally had a breakthrough with the manor grandchildren this week as you can see in the following photographs:

One of our underground reporters spotted several members of the extended Crutchfield Manor family at the zoo this week. The family has been unavailable for pictures or comment for some time now so this was quite an exciting development. Audrey Morrison, seen here, did try to disguise the girls by spraying them with skin coloring agent, but our ace reporter was not fooled by the coloring agent or Mrs. Morrison's sun glasses or Tinkerbell backpack.

Mrs. Morrison also attempted to hide the girls in a native hut but was unsuccessful.

After a valiant attempt to lose our ace reporter, the young girls were caught at a gambling wheel. At first glance, our reporter assumed the young girls were indeed gambling, but then realized they were actually attempting to keep others from this dark activity. While Bailee blocked the evil wheel, the young Morgan ran for help from her mother. What honorable children are these two grandchildren of the manor!

The youngest Morrison daughter was also caught helping a young elephant with a stuffy nose. Is there no end to the goodness of this family?

Based on this amazing photograph, it is the opinion of the Chronicle staff that Mrs. Morrison may be training to become one of our ace photographers.

We encourage our readers to keep their ears open for any news about this amazing family. They have become very adept at keeping their privacy, which we highly respect, but also know that our readers are desperate for news about the members of the manor. We here at the Chronicle will continue to monitor tips as they arrive in an effort to provide our readers with the biggest and best news available.