The Longest Necklace Ever
The manor has done it again - an amazing story from this reporter with pictures to prove it. Sometime during the past week, someone in the manor created the longest necklace ever. As you can see from the pictures, this incredible piece of jewelry is much too long to wear in a single strand. Even the matron is not tall enough to wear this one. Only in the manor could such a thing as this happen.
The Morgan Mermaid
Our ace photographer was able to sneak into the bathroom to snap this unusual photograph of one of the manor grandchildren. Some say she just appeared in the water while others claim she swam in through the drain. Our photographer cannot confirm or discount any of the claims at this writing.Monarch Begins New Chapter in RV Work
This is the week the monarch begins providing mobile RV service for his company, according to reliable sources. We tried to interview the monarch himself, but he was far too busy preparing his mobile shop for its first appointment on Tuesday. However, sources who were hiding in the manor driveway were able to sneak a peek at the aforementioned trailer when the monarch showed the matron what he had been doing. "It's really something!"
Strange Quiet Settles Over the Manor
Our hidden microphones inside the manor provided little to hear this morning as the manor grandchildren are out of town visiting their Morrison grandparents this week. There was no school chatter, no reading of stories made up of short vowel words, no recess playing with flying fairies or dancing princesses. However, the matron was seen exiting the house with a plastic bag full of empty toilet paper rolls. Our hidden reporter followed her across the street and down the canal but lost her before she reached her destination. When she returned about an hour later, she was without the plastic sack. What she did with those empty toilet paper rolls remains a mystery at this time. If any of our readers can shed some light on this mystery, please contact the editor.
Excitement Mounts As Holiday Approaches
Preparations have begun for the Thanksgiving feast. The matron is processing her garden pumpkins for the various pies the monarch has promised to produce. The actual kind of pies he plans to make has been kept a guarded secret but we here at the Chronicle are sure they will be amazing. The matron also plans to make some pies but will not disclose the variety. We have contracted with a special reporter to hide himself in the manor on the day of the feast to be able to report on the actual food eaten. Judging from the plans our inside reporter was able to glimpse earlier today, said reporter reports that there appears to be a larger guest list than usual. The monarch was overheard saying, "Just let me take care of finding another table."
Amazing News Is Amazingly Unamazing
Amazing Amanda has vanished from sight. There is no amazing news this week. Isn't that amazing?
2 comments:
There is a rumor going around that the Johnson children were quite rambunctious and antsy as the oldest is out of school for the week. Perhaps the Matron was helping out the incredible mother of this family with craft supplies??
It would not surprise us here at the Chronicle to learn the matron was doing something like this. We have noticed she does enjoy spending time with other incredible mothers so your suggestion is a very real possibility. Thank you.
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